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| I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit." |    |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged shit , cemetary , morning , mourning - Current Score: 1660 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a relative's grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it... I thought to myself, these fuckers have lost the plot!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged grave diggers , cemetary , lost plot - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| An elderly woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common." | |
Joke by nassi, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged cat , cemetary , pussy - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
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