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| A Moe girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the assessor. "10," replies the Moe girl. "10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne." "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Nah," says the Moe girl. "Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY' or 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Moe girl, "I just use their surnames." |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , moe , wayne , surnames , 10 , kids , centrelink - Current Score: 351 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A Kiwi walks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman says, "Bugger me, mate, that's a fancy looking thing. Where'd you get that?" The parrot replied, "Down at Centrelink mate, there's hundreds of the bastards!" | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Kiwis - Tagged kiwi , parrot , bar , centrelink - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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