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| After winning the Junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now travel abroad to take on the current European Champion, Madeleine McCann. Correction: the current European champion is in fact Anne Frank, who successfully hid for almost 5 years before being caught. Maddie has only been gone about 18 months. Besides, we all know she's buried in the woods. Further correction: Anne Franks record was broken by Austrian Elisabeth Fritzl, who was hidden for 24 years. But Elisabeth Fritzl was disqualified because she had help from her Dad. Further Further Correction: I've been hiding me a child for 32 years! Fuck all of you!!! Further Further Further Correction: Madeleine McCann also had help from her father, so why should miss Fritzl be disqualified? |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged maddie , hide and seek , shannon matthews , champion , madeleine mccann , madeleine - Current Score: 292 - Added: 8 months, 18 days ago
| I took my car to the garage today and asked the mechanic to change the spark plugs. "Are they Champion?" he asked. "No", I replied, "They're fucked". | |
Joke by northerngeorge, in Jokes with no home > Car - Tagged car , mechanic , champion , fucked , garage , dave spikey - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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