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| Responding to reports revealing that Jade Goody's cancer is, 'worse than first expected, has spread further than initially thought and her recovery odds have dropped from 95 per cent to slightly better than 50 per cent.' A spokesperson at the hospital has said, "doctors worked throughout the night to try and decide who would get the chance to tell her." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged doctors , chance , cancer , worse , happy day - Current Score: 77 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| George moves to New York but never tires of telling people how fantastic Great Britain is. One day one of his work mates decides hes had enough and asks the obvious question "If Great Britain is so God damn marvellous, why the hell did you move to America?" "I had no choice" sighs George "I'm not too bright and they are all so bloody clever over there, America is the only place I had a chance of making a decent living...." | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged living , chance , america , clever , bright , marvellous - Current Score: 42 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| Hit me at 30, and there's an 80% chance I'll live. Hit me at 40 and there's an 80% chance I'll die. Hit me at 50 and there's an 80% chance my dismembered head will be in the front garden at the end of the road. | |
Joke by norrth6, in Illness and mortality > Car Crash - Tagged chance , live , die , hit - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
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