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| An English cat called "One two three" and a French cat called "Un deux trois" are arguing over which cat is the best swimmer, so they decide to have a race over the English channel and, of course, the English cat won, because the Un deux trois cat sank! |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , cat , english , channel , sank , one , two , three , swim - Current Score: 40 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was so proud of my grandfather who crossed the channel solo yesterday, I think they found his corpse somewhere around Normandy. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged grandfather , channel , corpse - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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