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| Apparently 60% of kids are overweight, and 72% of kids are having under-age sex... ...So who is shagging all the fat kids? |    |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged charver , fat , obese , sex , underage , ugly , chav , alan carr - Current Score: 785 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| Why are chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great watching one fall down a flight of stairs. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , chavs , slinky , slinkies , stairs , fall , falls , falling - Current Score: 690 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I was walking home last night when some chav jumped out and drew a knife on me. The little fucker used permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash off. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , knife crime , marker , home - Current Score: 366 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago
| Two chavs race their Novas off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins? Society. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , cars , racing , death , chav , cliff , society , win , wins - Current Score: 305 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm looking for a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year." The scouser said, "You're bullshitting me!" The man behind the counter replied, "Well, you bloody started it." | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged chav , job , scouser , job centre , unemployed - Current Score: 226 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| A couple want to have a bash at anal sex, but the woman decides to play it safe and seek medical advice first. "Anal sex is perfectly safe," says her doctor, "as long as you take it slowly at first and use plenty of lubricant. And you take care not to get pregnant, of course." "What?" says the woman incredulously. "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" "Certainly," replies the doc. "Where do you think chavs come from?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged anal , chav , safe , sex , anal sex , pregnant , buttsex - Current Score: 206 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| Two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving? The police. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , police , car , chav , drive , driving , radio , music - Current Score: 188 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A hoodie goes to an East End library to get out a book. The assistant says, "in order to borrow a book, you need to prove you're a citizen of London." So he stabs him. | |
Joke by littledave, in Jokes with no home > Arseholes - Tagged new york , chav , book - Current Score: 175 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the most confusing day of the year for a chav? Father's day. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs , scum , father , fathers day , day , year , confusing , confusion - Current Score: 155 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A message to the British chav: Take a look at Mumbai; now that's how you fucking terrorise a neighbourhood! Not by drinking eight cans of Stella, pissing in someone's garden, shouting as loudly as you can or by mugging a defenceless old lady for £2. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged british , chav , mumbai , terrorise , stella , pissing , garden , mugging - Current Score: 137 - Added: 3 days ago
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