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Why are chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great watching one fall down a flight of stairs.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , chavs , slinky , slinkies , stairs , fall , falls , falling  - Current Score: 592 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Two chavs race their Novas off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins?

Society.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , cars , racing , death , chav , cliff , society , win , wins  - Current Score: 263 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Jesus once said, "Love thy neighbour."

Bet he didn't live on a fucking council estate.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 8 ace, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , chavs , council estate , 8 ace  - Current Score: 190 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

Because if it walked, it'd get mugged.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Spiral, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged liverpool , crime , chavs  - Current Score: 159 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving?

The police.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , police , car , chav , drive , driving , radio , music  - Current Score: 152 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

How do you get a chav to vote?

Use the word 'paki' in a sickipedia joke.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , sickipedia , paki , racist  - Current Score: 144 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago

Following the recent media frenzy about youth crime, Gordon Brown has said he is targetting "problem families"

Me too! Last weekend I burned down two council houses.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged gordon brown , council houses , chavs , youth crime  - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

Why doesn't Viagra work on chavs?

Cos they only get hard when they've got ten mates behind them.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , viagra  - Current Score: 139 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago

What's the most confusing day of the year for a chav?

Father's day.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs , scum , father , fathers day , day , year , confusing , confusion  - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

I looked out in my garden this morning and there was a chav fumbling with the lock to my shed.

Give it a couple of days and I might let him out.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs  - Current Score: 85 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago

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