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| A man walked into a pub, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be ten pence." "Ten pence?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A pound," the barman replied. "A pound?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here." |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged fuck , cheap , wife - Current Score: 764 - Added: 10 months, 4 days ago
| Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off. | |
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged penis , jew , jewish , women , circumsision , cock , dick , cut , cheap , percent , off , father , fathers , son , sons , dad , dads - Current Score: 206 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I find the saying 'you are what you eat' true. My ex-missus shops at Lidl, for instance, and she's cheap, easy and you don't really want people to know you've been there. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged lidl , cheap , fast , easy , eat , exmissus - Current Score: 148 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
| Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged women , wine , boxes , leak , cheap - Current Score: 97 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| In today's Sun it says you can support a child in India for £10 a year. "Pack your bags, children, you're going on a long holiday." | |
Joke by el.hannen, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged child , india , cheap , frankie boyle - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| I distinctly remember one time my parents talking to me down the phone and saying, “if we throw cash away at you now, you’ll never know the value of money.” But I still think it would’ve been nice for them to pay that ransom. | |
Joke by ferret, in Jokes with no home > Real Quotes - Tagged parents , cheap , ransom , terrorists - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 week ago
| Three things you should never say in a gay bar... 1. Bugger me, it's hot in here. 2. Fuck me, this beer's cheap. 3. Do you mind if I push your stool in a bit. | |
Joke by King_Crush, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , gay bar , beer , beers , cheap , stool , fuck , bugger - Current Score: 53 - Added: 10 months, 16 days ago
| This woman is walking past a brothel, when she notices a sign which reads Celebrity Sex Wayne Rooney £500 per night Andrew flintoff £700 per night Father Christmas £2000 per night so she goes in to enquire about the price list, the manager tells her that the reason wayne rooney is so cheap is because he 'dribbles before he shoots', and the reason that andrew flintoff is cheap is because 'once he's in , you can't get him out' , then she asks " why is father christmas so expensive?", and the manager says " well , he only comes once a year , but he'll fill yer fucking stockings" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged brothel , rooney , flintoff , father christmas , stockings , cheap , expensive , price , dribbles , shoots - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Paedophiles have got the right idea. Fuck a 3-course dinner with a few bottles of Pinot Grigio, it doesn’t get much cheaper than a packet of Monster Munch. | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged kids , cereal , cheap - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 month, 5 days ago
| What did the left thigh of an Essex girl say to her right thigh? Nothing, they've never met! | |
Joke by The_Cat, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex , pussy , legs , met , slag , slut , cheap , chav - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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