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| Hilary Clinton and two other women died and made they're way to heaven. At the gate there was a man who asked whether they wanted to know how many times their husbands have cheated on them. The man explained that all they had to do is go into a room and look up at the clock. If the husband has not cheated, the clock will be set at 12 o'clock. However, each hour passed 12 will indicate the number of times he has slept with another woman. The first woman went in, and came out saying "it stayed at 12! wow he was a great man.." and walked passed the gates and into heaven. When the second woman went in, she came out slightly disappointed as she found the clock set at 3 o'clock. Finally, Hilary Clinton went in and came out saying, "I couldn't find the clock!... it wasn't anywhere in the room" The man at the gate replied, "Sorry ma'm, its currently in god's office being used as a fan!" |    |
Joke by nahgut, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bill clinton , cheater , heaven - Current Score: 103 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Pavarotti meets Princess Diana in heaven. He says "I wish I had a halo as big as yours". She replies "Fuck off you fat bastard. It's a steering wheel". | |
Joke by moppettcat, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged cheat , cheater , plaguirsm - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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