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| An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: #1 CHEESEBURGER: £1.50 #2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50 #3 HANDJOB: £10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger." |    |
Joke by Aye-same, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged cheeseburger , handjob - Current Score: 169 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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