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| Three kids in a playground talking about their dads and how great they are. The first one says, "My dad is the fastest man in the world, he can outrun a tiger." The second says, "Mine can outrun a cheetah, he's so quick." The third is unimpressed and laughs, " Mine works for the council, so he's the fastest." "How?" the others ask. "He finishes work at 5.30 but he's home by 2. |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged council , work , kids , fast , fastest , cheetah , tiger - Current Score: 49 - Added: 10 months, 10 days ago
| I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought - he's trying to pull a fast one [Tim Vine] | |
Joke by eoghain616, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged cheetah , tim vine - Current Score: 26 - Added: 8 months, 4 days ago
| My mate bet me twenty quid he could chat up a cheetah. I think he's trying to pull a fast one. | |
Joke by bobajob, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged cheetah , chat up , not funny - Current Score: 7 - Added: 6 months, 4 days ago
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