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| A man went into a Restaurant and, not finding anything he fancied on the menu, looked up at the blackboard on the wall. It just read: "The Chef's Special." What the hell, he thought. "I'll go for pot luck." he told the waiter, pointing at the blackboard. When his meal came he took one mouthful and spat it out. "This tastes like fucking playdoh!" he roared at the waiter. "That's because it IS playdoh. We did warn you the Chef's special." |    |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Restaurant - Tagged chef , special needs - Current Score: 94 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| Whilst out with the wife last night having a meal at a local pub I decided to sneak into the kitchen to see how hygienic it was. To my shock, I saw a big black head-chef, and he had his false teeth out and was using them to put the edgings on the pastry for the pies. I said, "you dirty bastard, haven't you got a tool?" He said, "yeah, but I use that for putting the rings in the doughnuts." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pub , meal , black , chef , tool , pie , pastry , doughnut - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| One of the things I really miss about my wife is the smell of her cooking. I have to admit though, she did taste rather nice along with the roast veg. | |
Joke by Spikerama, in Illness and mortality > Divorce - Tagged wife , widower , widow , death , cooking , sick , food , chef - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| I used to work as a chef, but me and the assistant chef were fired over the way we roasted a bird. In my defence, it was the assistant chef's stag do and the bird was 19 and fit as fuck... | |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged chef , bird - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| Tom, having just finished his meal at the local Chinese restaurant asked the waiter if he could speak to the chef. The chef arrived at his table and Tom said,"that chicken was fucking rubbery". The chef replied,"ah fank you vely much". | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , resturaunt , waiter , chef , chicken , rubbery - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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