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| My wife is forever saying I don't pay her any attention. So yesterday I was expecting brownie points when I said, "Have you had your hair done dear? You look different." She went ballistic. I won't forget she's having chemotherapy again in a hurry. |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged chemotherapy , cancer , bald , wife - Current Score: 462 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| Jade Goody has said shes worried that her career will suffer as a result of her absence from the public eye during her chemotherapy. I wouldn't worry. Shes got a whole career ahead of her as a Mitchell brother in EastEnders. | |
Joke by Razza, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged cancer , chemotherapy , jade goody - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument. So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it had caused. So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he'd buy her a gift. "Any thing at all, my love", the guy said, overcome with remorse. "Oh, I don't know", she replied, "You really shouldn't do this you know. But, if you are, just get me something really expensive, that I don't need." The following day he booked her in for chemotherapy. | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged augument , girlfriend , trauma , chemotherapy - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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