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| Bishops tried to take a step forward by introducing female Bishops. It failed. Everyone knows Bishops can only move diagonally. |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Female Bishops - Tagged bishop , chess , jimmy carr - Current Score: 163 - Added: 3 months ago
| The "Bishop" came to our church today. He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally | |
Joke by wreckless., in Religion and racism > Bishop - Tagged chess , drink , girls feck , arse - Current Score: 127 - Added: 9 months ago
| A friend of mine is a chess player. We went out for dinner the other day, the table had a check tablecloth on it. I asked him to pass the salt and it took him two hours. | |
Joke by cc1957, in Jokes with no home > chess - Tagged chess , dinner - Current Score: 19 - Added: 9 months ago
| Why can't white racists play chess? 'Cos all the black pieces look the same to them... | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Racism - Tagged white , black , chess , racist - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I went round Michael Jackson's home the other day for a game of Chess and got kicked out straight away! I must have done something offensive, can't think what though: all I asked is whether he wanted to be black or white. | |
Joke by joke disaster, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged michael jackson , black , chess - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 week ago
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