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| "I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat birds." |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged single , partner , add , love , chicks - Current Score: 335 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| What's yellow and goes "cheep cheep"? ... A Chinese prostitute | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged sex , birds , chicks , chinese , prostitute - Current Score: 60 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| An Irishman wanted to start an ostrich farm. He went to the bank to borrow enough money to buy 1000 chicks. A week later he was back at the bank again asking them to finance another 1000 chicks because the first lot had died. The bank manager asked what had gone wrong. The Irishman said, "I'm fucked if I know, maybe I planted them too deep or too close together". | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged ostrich farm , chicks - Current Score: 43 - Added: 6 days ago
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