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| My wife's pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I replied, "Yes, just once." The doctor asked, "What was it like?" I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very light." |    |
Joke by redman, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged childbirth , tim , vine , tim vine - Current Score: 223 - Added: 3 months ago
| I really hate the way women moan about the pain of childbirth. They should try waiting nine months for a shag. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Babies - Tagged baby , childbirth , shag - Current Score: 152 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I am odds on to win X Factor next year. My wife will die in childbirth and the kids will die of a rare disease. My dad will die of a heart attack and my mum will die of a broken heart. I will tell the judges that I was sexually abused and that I spent years in jail . I will admit that I am a crack addict but will cease if I win X Factor. And, if all else fails, I will cry in front of Cheryl-fucking-Cole and she will will get me through. Its so easy, life, innit? | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged wife , childbirth , heart , attack , heart , shit , tv - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Great advances in science and technology have given us the answer to so many mysterious questions and allowed us to make many amazing discoveries over the past few centuries. But there is still one great mystery that we will never know the answer to. What hurts more: childbirth, or being kicked in the nuts? | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Illness and mortality > Kicked In The Nuts - Tagged kicked in the nuts , childbirth , testicles - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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