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| Ultimate phone prank 1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?' 2. Operator replies 'you're through to childline' 3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE CUNT, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD''. before hanging up the phone |    |
Joke by chucky, in Jokes with no home > FIST - Tagged childline , child abuse , prank call - Current Score: 2052 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
| Called Childline yesterday. Unfortunately, they don't do deliveries. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged childline , delivery , dialapaedo , paedophile - Current Score: 316 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| I saw a Childline ad the other day that said, "Sarah's uncle forces her to do things she's too young to understand". Eh? It's not rocket science: You just give it a few tugs and white goo comes out. Kids these days really are thick, aren't they? | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged wanking , uncles , perverts , childline , kids , paedo , incest - Current Score: 226 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| Last year ChildLine received 2.3 million phone calls from distressed children. I hope they asked the bill payers permission beforehand, if I ever caught my son using the phone I'd beat the fucker until he was black and blue. | |
Joke by Mightyboosh, in Illness and mortality > Child Beating - Tagged child abuse , childline , 0800 , freephone - Current Score: 225 - Added: 3 months ago
| I phoned that Childline the other day: what a fucking jip, you can tell they're adult voices. I lost my erection straight away. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > childline - Tagged erection , childline - Current Score: 216 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
| When I was younger, the British care system really let me down. Growing up, my dad would beat me every week without fail. This went on for years until, one day, I finally plucked up the courage to phone Childline. However, upon a thorough investigation, the so called childcare experts decided that constantly topping my high-score on Pac-Man, Donkey Kong and Outrun did not constitute abuse. | |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged abuse , childline , pacman - Current Score: 95 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| A few years ago I phoned Childline. "Have you suffered child abuse?" the woman asked. "Yes," I said, "many times." The woman then asked, "how were you abused, my love?" I replied, "every time I try to touch my seven year old neice, she spits at me and kicks me in the bollocks." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophile , childline , neice - Current Score: 76 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| ChildLine's current slogan is "Whatever your worry, it's better out than in." What a shame that most of the kids who call are pregnant. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Illness and mortality > Pregnancy And Abortion - Tagged pregnant , pregnancy , childline , worry , phone , slogan , kid , child - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
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