Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.

I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance." Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!"

Here are a couple of things from the feedback page, which made me laugh, and proud and all warm inside at the same time; do you wanna no wa the problem is? your site! Im mean its sick How can u make jokes lyk it Im from bridgend n i think its sick n totally wrong wa u've sed i made this account jst 2 b heard ur F*in sick delete the site ye? U obv havnt a heart i tell u that okays!!!!!! Sort ur life out okays From user: Girl..x 86.166.232.8 The jokes about h ow we should be happy that Jade Goody has cancer are absolutely sick. I know this is Sickipedia but these ones are seriously ot even funny. Your all idiots for even trying to make a joke out of something which could cause death. From user: Babydoll 86.170.191.15 SO: We seem to be attracting quite a few feminists nowadays. Hopefully they'll get their tits out.

A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says, "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey, and would like to know, what do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller, for the DVD". She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers, "I've got a magazine", and she notes down his answer. She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers, "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why. "I'm bathing the kids."

Actors are often advised never to work with children or animals. Especially in the porn industry.

When I was a kid I was very ill in hospital and Gary Glitter came to visit me. I was touched.

What game do policemen's children play? Pin the rape on the darkie.

Where do you send Jewish kids with A.D.D.? To concentration camps.

Olympic organisers are very disappointed that so few local children have been attending Olympic events. But, be fair, how could they? They were at work.

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, "What is your name?" "My name is Bob", says the boy. "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you president when al gore got more votes? Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?" Just then, the bell rings for recess. George bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "Ok where were we? Oh, that's right. Question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy raises his hand. George points him out and asked him "what is your name?" "My name is Steve" says the boy. "And what is your question Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of UN? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes? Third, what happened to Osama bin laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? Fifth, where is Bob?"

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