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A man is pacing around in the waiting room of the hospital waiting for his wife to give birth.
A doctor enters the room and says, "Congratulations, sir! You are the father of FOUR bouncing baby boys."
"I'm not surprised, I've got a dick like a chimney stack!" boasts the father.
"Well you want to get it swept then," replies the doctor, "because they're all black."
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Joke by oldskooliain, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged pregnancy , quads , chimney , black  - Current Score: 121 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Jew?

Father Christmas goes down the chimney.
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , santa , racist , father , father christmas , christmas , xmas , chimney , down , up , killed , dead , hitler  - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Whats the difference between Santa and a jew?

Santa goes down the chimney!
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Joke by Gigga, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged santa , jew , holocaust , chimney  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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