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| A deaf mute man is working his way up in the Triads and finally gets the job of collecting "protection" money on a small patch in China Town. After a few weeks though he gets greedy and starts to cream off some of the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Triad bosses however soon realise that they are short by about £40,000 and send their best enforcer to sort it out. He finds the deaf mute collector and asks him where the money is, but they can't communicate so the enforcer drags the guy to one of the poor restaurant owners who he knew could use sign language. "Ask him where the money is." The restaurant owner signs to the man who'd been terrorising the neighbourhood for weeks "Where's the money?" The deaf mute replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the enforcer this, who immediately pulls out a gun and points in the collector's mouth. "NOW ask him where the money is." The terrified deaf-mute signs back, "The £40,000 is in deposit box 542 at Paddington Station and the key is in the glove compartment of my car." The restaurant owner says to the Triad, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger, and your mother sucks cock for money." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Actors - Tagged protection , china , money - Current Score: 463 - Added: 11 months ago
| A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "Food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "Honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "Shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "Opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "Solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "Please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "The rest of the world" meant | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > The World - Tagged world , survey , un , africa , eastern , europe , western , china , middle , east , south , america , usa - Current Score: 346 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese hate Tibet. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , tibet , war , gambling - Current Score: 271 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
| I found out today that there are over 1 billion Chinese people in the world... ...but if there are so many, how come I've only ever seen one? | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , identical , world , billion , chink - Current Score: 267 - Added: 4 months ago
| Now that the NBA players are in China for the Olympics, do you think they will get a chance to meet the six year-olds that make their shoes? | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged child labor , olympics , china , nba - Current Score: 199 - Added: 2 months ago
| Olympic organisers are very disappointed that so few local children have been attending Olympic events. But, be fair, how could they? They were at work. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , china , children - Current Score: 198 - Added: 2 months ago
| So it seems that Chinese gymnast He Kexin may be 14 and not 16 as first claimed. Just when I thought I'd finished wanking over her... | |
Joke by got spunk, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged china , gymnastics , wanking - Current Score: 195 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| If any members of the Chinese Government or Olympic Organisers are reading this, I would like to make this firm statement on behalf of myself and millions of other Britons- We don't give a fuck about Tibet. Now please get the beach volleyball started. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , olympics , beach volleyball , tits , tibet , recent news bbc news , britons - Current Score: 188 - Added: 2 months ago
| Some positive news from China after the recent earthquake. They are confident that they will have the largest team at this year's paralympics | |
Joke by gordonbennet, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , paralympics , earthquake - Current Score: 176 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| The Chinese earthquake two weeks ago measured 7.9 on the Richter scale and killed 60,000 people. Yesterdays aftershock measured 5.8, and 400 people were injured. Sequels are never as good as the originals, are they? | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , earthquake , richter scale , sequels - Current Score: 170 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
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