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| This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency, after receiving his money he asks "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less yuans in return?" The banker says "Fluctuations" The chinese guy replies... "Fluck you Blitish too". |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , yuan , bank , racist , asians - Current Score: 941 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China? Everybody won. | |
Joke by anandpsharma, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged racism , chinese - Current Score: 737 - Added: 1 year ago
| I found out today that there are over 1 billion Chinese people in the world... ...but if there are so many, how come I've only ever seen one? | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , identical , world , billion , chink - Current Score: 266 - Added: 4 months ago
| I saw some footage of all the Olympic athletes training before the games. The Chinese really stood out for me though, using the same athlete for all of the events. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged lookalikes , olympics , sport , chinese - Current Score: 260 - Added: 2 months ago
| With the price of food going up, you've got to dig deep for a Chinese these days. | |
Joke by Nimrod, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged food , chinese - Current Score: 204 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| If any members of the Chinese Government or Olympic Organisers are reading this, I would like to make this firm statement on behalf of myself and millions of other Britons- We don't give a fuck about Tibet. Now please get the beach volleyball started. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , olympics , beach volleyball , tits , tibet , recent news bbc news , britons - Current Score: 188 - Added: 2 months ago
| Israel are considering pulling out of the Beijing Olympics due to the smoggy air conditions. The Chinese government says "it's just harmless mist". An Israeli spokesman says " we are not falling for that one again " | |
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged jews , israel , olympics , chinese , mist , beijing - Current Score: 185 - Added: 2 months ago
| By the looks on the Chinese Olympian's faces, they really need to turn those bright arena lights down a bit. | |
Joke by JE, in Jokes with no home > China - Tagged olympics , chinese , squinty - Current Score: 169 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Torture - Tagged torture , chinese , balls , testicle , daughter - Current Score: 165 - Added: 5 months ago
| A woman sent her clothing to a Chinese laundry, but when it came back there were still stains on her panties. So the following week she enclosed a note saying, 'use more soap on panties.' The next day when she picked up her next lot of laundry there was a note on it saying, 'use more paper on arse.' | |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > China - Tagged woman , laundry , chinese - Current Score: 138 - Added: 10 months ago
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