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| I found out today that there are over 1 billion Chinese people in the world... ...but if there are so many, how come I've only ever seen one? |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , identical , world , billion , chink - Current Score: 281 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| Why did the Olympic fencer die? There was a chink in his armour. | |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympic , olympics , fencer , die , chink , chinese - Current Score: 77 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| The U.S. Army has decided not to use Jackie Chan in a recruitment ad. Apparently they didn't want to show a Chink in their armour. | |
Joke by richyrich, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged chink , asian - Current Score: 66 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago
| I was talking to my grandad about martial arts yesterday , and I asked him if he knew where the word 'Kung fu' came from. Grandad said, "my old school playground." So I asked, "how is that, then?" And grandad said, "during school dinner break, I once threw a brick at a Chinese lad and it hit him right on the back of the head and he turned and screamed, 'Wot Kung fu dat?'" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chink , chinese , kung fu , school , playground , brick , grandad , dinner , judge dredd - Current Score: 58 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| China have made some last minute changes to their team. The new team are as follows: Fu Kin Mong, Sim Pal Twat, Wan Lim Gon, Fut long Tung, Won Kee Eye and Mai Lef Fut | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged chink , spaztoid , freaks , sporttastic spazz , team , china - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Think it's fantastic how the Chinese can now say they've sent an astronaut into space. He's been officially named as Moon-Lan-Din. | |
Joke by r3tard, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Astronaut - Tagged oriental , slitty eyed , chink , astronaut , chinese , rocket , space - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| What was the score in the Chinese football match? Tu Wan | |
Joke by BarryConlonsBarmyArmy, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged asian , chinese , chink , racist , racism , faggy , slants , japseye , barry conlon , jackie chan - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What do you call a fat Chinese person? A Chunk. | |
Joke by shogun, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged asian , chink , chinese - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How do you know if a chinese man robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chink , driving - Current Score: -3 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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