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| Britain's Paralympic champions were in tears today after their coach explained there is no chocolate inside the gold medals. |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , gold , chocolate - Current Score: 555 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged gym , keep fit , machine , crisps , chocolate - Current Score: 539 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Life is Like a Box of Chocolates. I Hate the Black ones. | |
Joke by Alan880, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged chocolate , life , black , forrest gump - Current Score: 219 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| There's a rumour going around that the rocket that blasted off from Beijing is carrying chocolate bars, but personally I think that it's just Chinese Wispas. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Astronaut - Tagged china , chocolate , beijing , wispa , whisper , rumour - Current Score: 116 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago
| Why did Cadburys invent white chocolate? So black kids can get messy too. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged chocolate , blacks , white , messy - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| My son is three-years-old and I took him shopping. When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. Now, I didn't buy it and he certainly didn't buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping centre - and went to the jewellers. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Theft - Tagged jewellery , shopping , chocolate , pocket - Current Score: 97 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| So Ryan Giggs has lifted the Champions League cup for a second time. He had a peek inside and there was a Chocolate Orange in it. He said - "It's not Terry's, it's mine!" | |
Joke by fox in the box, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged champions , league , terry , giggs , chocolate , orange - Current Score: 81 - Added: 6 months, 11 days ago
| Here is a tip for you. Get that new Lynx deodorant with a touch of Chocolate, spray it on your cock and go stand outside the local school. Works a bloody treat. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Lynx - Tagged chocolate , cock , school - Current Score: 75 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way home they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole," she said. "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought, then he touched her Milky Way. They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks, then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge, then he gave her a boost. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he needed a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who apparently had Allsorts! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > chocolate - Tagged chocolate , rowntree , bertie bassett , mars , snickers , allsorts , cream egg - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Last Valentine's day, I gave my girlfriend a single Rose. I ate the rest of the box myself. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Love - Tagged rose , valentine , roses , chocolate , moob - Current Score: 58 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
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