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| Went to the doctor's the other day. I said,"Doctor, I've swallowed a bone." "Are you choking?" he asked. I said, "no,I'm fucking serious!" |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged choke , serious , swallow , bone - Current Score: 65 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| Apparently, small children can choke on nuts. In my experience, they gag on cock too. | |
Joke by Drunken Hobo, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged cock , children , nuts , gag , choke - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| Thought for the day: What colour would a Smurf turn if it choked? | |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged smurf , choke - Current Score: 25 - Added: 7 months, 8 days ago
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