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| A prisoner is waiting on death row when his lawyer comes in. "Well, I've got good news and bad news," he said. "What's the fucking bad news"? asked the prisoner. "Well....the DNA results are back and are an exact match," he replied. "So....what's the good news?" asked the prisoner. "Your cholesterol is down to 4.7," he said. |    |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged prisoner , death , dna , cholesterol - Current Score: -4 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
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