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| I know this guy who has a Paki for a neighbour. His name is Mohammed Islam. I mean, for fuck's sake, it's like calling your kid Jesus Christianity |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paki , muslim , jesus , christianity , neighbour - Current Score: 227 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| Jesus told us to love everybody. He never said it had to be consensual. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rohypnol , sexual assault , jesus , bible , christianity , love everybody - Current Score: 144 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| A young Jewish boy, was doing very badly in his maths lessons. His parents had tried everything to help: private tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, everything they could think of to help him improve. Finally, in a last ditch effort they took him down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, the little boy came home with a very serious look on his face. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. His mother was amazed. A couple of hours later she called him down to dinner, and to her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and hit the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, the little boy brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. His mother nervously opened the report card and jumped for joy: her little boy had finally got an 'A' in maths! She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" The little boy looked at her and shook his head: "No Mommy." "Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?" The little boy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign and I knew then they weren't screwing around..." | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged christianity , jews , catholic , school , boys , mommy - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Jesus walks into a hotel, throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" | |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged jesus , one liners , christian , christianity , christ , nail , nails , cross , hotel , night , god - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| How do you know Americans are stupid? Christian fundamentalism. | |
Joke by Insert username, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , christianity , fundamentalism - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| THE HOLY BIBLE: A book in which, in the first chapter, an all-powerful, all-seeing and all-knowing God creates Mankind in His own image, then spends the remaining sixty-five chapters marking out things that Mankind isn't allowed to do, see or know. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged bible , god , christianity - Current Score: 23 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago
| A religious look at Atheism. At least it's real. | |
Joke by NilliX, in Religion and racism > Athiest - Tagged atheism , atheist , real , god , christianity , christian - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| I was walking through town the other day when a religious woman stopped me, she handed me a leaflet saying "Jesus is Lord" but before she could start talking I cut her off saying, "look, if you can prove to me that God exists then I'll join your Church right now". Then took a step back feeling rather smug. "Well", she said "you can't see Oxygen but you still believe in that, you prove to me that Oxygen exists!". So I asphyxiated her. | |
Joke by fluvial, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged christianity , christians - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| The other day, my Christian friend was telling me about a miracle - that he'd had a vision of God. Sure... when God reveals himself, it's a miracle, but when I did the same at Tesco last week, I got fucking arrested! | |
Joke by arichw, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged god , christianity , miracle - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| My brother came home last night and told me he had experienced something fantastic and had been touched by God. I had to call the police because my brother is only 12. | |
Joke by waspstink, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , sex , schoolboy , religion , jesus , christ , christianity - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months ago
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