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| A woman whose daughter was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News that "God would make her better." Presumably, that's a different God from the one that almost killed her with a tornado. |    |
Joke by analcake, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged tornado , idiot , american , christians , god-botherers , viz - Current Score: 276 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs. | |
Joke by tgs, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged christians , jews , muslim , sikhs , hindus , cocksuckers , idiots , childish beliefs , fairy tales , gullible arseholes , buddhists , jains , credulous fools - Current Score: 265 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| Personally, it's not Allah I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand. | |
Joke by RichTeaBiscuit, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged allah , christians - Current Score: 195 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptised and didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church, but only the caretaker was there. One said, “we need to be baptised because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptise us?” “Sure,” said the caretaker. He took them into the toilets and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time, then said, “right, all done, now out you go and play.” When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, “what religion do you think we are?” The oldest one said, “we're not Christians, because they usually pour water three times on your forehead, and we're not Jehovah’s Witnesses because they put all of you in. ” The littlest one said, “didn't you smell that water?” “Yes." they replied, “what do you think it means?” He replied, “I think it means we're …...... Muslims.” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged christians , jehovahs witnesses , caretaker , chuch , toilet , smelly , muslim , cunts - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's the difference between Christians and former Christians? Former Christians have read the bible. | |
Joke by hardoff, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged christians , bible - Current Score: 34 - Added: 10 months, 14 days ago
| A young lion was talking to and older lion just before they were to be let into the Roman Forum for the final showdown with the Christians. "This is the first time for me, I'm not sure what I should do," said the younger lion. The older lion says, "it's easy: you run up to the Christians and roar as load as you can and take a swipe at them with your paw, just before you eat them!" "Why all the theatrics?" asks the younger lion. "Shouldn't we just eat them?" The older lion shakes his head, "NO, it's better to scare the shit out of them first...they taste better that way!" | |
Joke by Emm, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged lions , christians , scare , shit - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| I was walking through town the other day when a religious woman stopped me, she handed me a leaflet saying "Jesus is Lord" but before she could start talking I cut her off saying, "look, if you can prove to me that God exists then I'll join your Church right now". Then took a step back feeling rather smug. "Well", she said "you can't see Oxygen but you still believe in that, you prove to me that Oxygen exists!". So I asphyxiated her. | |
Joke by fluvial, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged christianity , christians - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Many Christians ask, "what would Jesus do?" Well, by the looks of it, he would stand around on street corners shouting insults at people with a big sign telling people god hates them and will kill them if they don't love him. | |
Joke by Insert Username, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged wwjd , jesus , christians - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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