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| Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. Such a pity it was a puppy |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , picture , kids , joy , presents - Current Score: 733 - Added: 7 months ago
| Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross. | |
Joke by hacienda88, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged christmas , cross , jesus , nailed , xmas - Current Score: 194 - Added: 8 months ago
| Why wasn't Christ born in America? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , christmas , america , jesus , christ , jesus christ , wise men , men , virgin - Current Score: 160 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| My girlfriend told me last Christmas she wanted something suprising and sexy. Turned out she didn't mean rape. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged girlfriend , christmas , surprise - Current Score: 145 - Added: 7 months ago
| This 8 year old girl goes into Santa's grotto, she sits on his lap and father Christmas says, "hello little girl, what do you want for Christmas my dear?" The little girl says, "some of my older friends at school have got some hair between their legs, and I would like some there too!" Santa says, "Will a little white beard be ok?" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged santa , girl , hair , beard , white , grotto , christmas - Current Score: 144 - Added: 7 months ago
| What's the plus side of a costly spring family holiday in Portugal? A cheaper Christmas | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine mccann , abduction , portugal , holiday , christmas - Current Score: 134 - Added: 11 months ago
| Christmas time. Valium and wine. Children indulging in serious crime. With dad on the weed and mum high on crack. Christmas is magic when your family is black! | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged christmas , valium , crack , magic , black , cliff , cunting , richard - Current Score: 130 - Added: 7 months ago
| Please remember a doggy is not just for christmas. ...Its a fucking great postion all the year round!! | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged doggy , christmas , postion - Current Score: 123 - Added: 8 months ago
| Apparently, the main reason cited by Heather Mills for her divorce from Paul Mcartney was a Christmas present she received a couple of years ago: a wooden leg. Paul Mcartney said, in his defence, that it was not her main present - it was just a stocking filler. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , leg , christmas - Current Score: 100 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the chav next door getting for Christmas? Your bike. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , bike , christmas - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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