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| Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. Such a pity it was a puppy. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , picture , kids , joy , presents - Current Score: 896 - Added: 1 year ago
| A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy. She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?" He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch." "That's not a record is it?" "It is for a 10 year old." | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged record , balls , little johnny , cock , christmas - Current Score: 385 - Added: 1 year ago
| Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross. | |
Joke by hacienda88, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged christmas , cross , jesus , nailed , xmas - Current Score: 295 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Last christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged seargent , major , soldiers , christmas , bed - Current Score: 257 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| This 8 year old girl goes into Santa's grotto, she sits on his lap and father Christmas says, "Hello little girl, what do you want for Christmas my dear?" The little girl says, "Some of my older friends at school have got some hair between their legs, and I would like some there too!" Santa says, "Will a little white beard be ok?" | |
Joke by ram1us, in Illness and mortality > children - Tagged santa , christmas , father christmas , child - Current Score: 222 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over Christmas who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'. If one of them fuckers goes off, it could spell disaster. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged bomb , christmas , suicide - Current Score: 208 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| "Dreaming of a White Christmas" BNP 2008 | |
Joke by Tonez, in Religion and racism > BNP - Tagged bnp , 2008 , christmas , racist - Current Score: 198 - Added: 6 days ago
| Christmas time. Valium and wine. Children indulging in serious crime. With dad on the weed and mum high on crack. Christmas is magic when your family is black! | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged christmas , valium , crack , magic , black , cliff , cunting , richard - Current Score: 197 - Added: 1 year ago
| Have you heard about Bob the brown nosed reindeer? He's right behind Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. He can run as fast, but can't stop as fast. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged rudolph , reindeer , red , bob , brown , nose , xmas , christmas - Current Score: 176 - Added: 1 week ago
| My girlfriend told me last Christmas she wanted something suprising and sexy. Turned out she didn't mean rape. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged girlfriend , christmas , surprise - Current Score: 167 - Added: 1 year ago
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