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| I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend. As soon as he came on stage I started shouting, "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!" Then I was told by security that that sort of behaviour wasn't tolerated at the Labour party conference. |    |
Joke by milo123, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged chubby , brown , gordon , fat , bastard - Current Score: 861 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| A few years ago, Roy Chubby Brown was giving a stand up comedy performance at a dinner, and about 10 minutes into the set a guy got up and started walking towards the toilets. " Fucking hell," says Chubbs to the crowd " Where is this stupid cunt going?" The guy looked up at the fat cunt and said, " I'm just nipping for a quick piss before the comedian comes on." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Celebrity and news events > Bernard Manning - Tagged chubby , comedian , roy chubby brown , piss , heckle , heckler , stupid cunt - Current Score: 124 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| My girlfriend eats waaay too much. She said "I don't like to see food go to waste". I said "The way you eat it goes to waist, hips and thighs too!" | |
Joke by storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Fat - Tagged chubby , tyres , buttocks , fat girl , fatty , eating , food - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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