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| A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere" The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30." The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants me a fackin' dayvorce." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Rednecks - Tagged hillbill , divorce , farmer , suit , chuch , case , lawyer - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptised and didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church, but only the caretaker was there. One said, “we need to be baptised because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptise us?” “Sure,” said the caretaker. He took them into the toilets and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time, then said, “right, all done, now out you go and play.” When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, “what religion do you think we are?” The oldest one said, “we're not Christians, because they usually pour water three times on your forehead, and we're not Jehovah’s Witnesses because they put all of you in. ” The littlest one said, “didn't you smell that water?” “Yes." they replied, “what do you think it means?” He replied, “I think it means we're …...... Muslims.” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged christians , jehovahs witnesses , caretaker , chuch , toilet , smelly , muslim , cunts - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 week ago
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