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| There once was a farmer who had three daughters who were all going out on their first dates on the same night. The farmer, being protective of his daughters, decides to meet their suiters at the front door with a shotgun. The first date comes to the door and the father opens up and the lad says "Hi my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?" The father looks the guy over and sends the kids off on their date. Next lad arrives "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty. We're going to get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" The father felt this bloke was okay too so off the kids went. The final young man arrives and rings the bell and the farmer opens up. The boy started off "Hi my name's Chuck" And the farmer shot him. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Dating - Tagged farmet , shotgun , betty , eddie , chuck , date , shot , spaghetti , show , flow , joe - Current Score: 47 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. | |
Joke by wastegash2801, in Celebrity and news events > Chuck Norris - Tagged chuck , norris , hplondon , bogies , kishan , bleed , month , retarded american humour - Current Score: 10 - Added: 10 months, 10 days ago
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