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| "You can always trust America to do the right thing... "..............but only after exhausting every other alternative." (Winston Churchill) |    |
Joke by smegs, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged churchill , americans - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| Lady Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison" Churchill: "Madam if you were my wife, I should drink it." (hope you don't mind, thought i'd the second part to this genius quote) Bessie Braddock: "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober." ***sorry but i had to edit the top half to the original quote*** ***eventually*** | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged marriage , poison , churchill , lady astor , great quotes , arsehole leader , gay - Current Score: 57 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago
| Just read that in a magazine interview Cherie Blair compared husband Tony to Churchill. Funny I thought she looked more like a bulldog than he did. | |
Joke by exeter, in Celebrity and news events > Tony Blair - Tagged tony blair , churchill , dog , cherie - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months ago
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