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A travelling salesman knocks on a house door

It is answered by a young child wearing a smoking jacket. he has glass of whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other.

The salesman asks "Are your parents in?"

The child replies "What the fuck do you think?"
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Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged child , salesman , cigar , binso , tranny  - Current Score: 144 - Added: 4 months ago

A salesman knocks at the door of a home and it's answered by a 12 year old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the other. The salesman asks the boy, "Excuse me son but is your mum or dad in?"
To which the boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?"
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Joke by pdf1, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged kid , scotch , cigar , salesman  - Current Score: 77 - Added: 11 months ago

I remember one time when I was a kid, my dad caught me and my brother smoking in the back garden.

He whipped out this great big Cuban cigar.......and made us suck his cock.
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Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged smoking , cigar , blow job  - Current Score: -3 - Added: 21 hours ago

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