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| After reading that 'smoking caused cancer in laboratory rats and mice', I have decided to leave my cigarettes on a high shelf, where the rats and mice can't get them. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , rats , mice , cigarettes , shelf - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Smoking seriously harms you and others around you. Smoking for a laugh is fine. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , cancer , warning , health , cigarettes , packet , moob - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| The Government are to put Horrific pictures on cigarette packets. Starting with Jade Goody. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged goverenmant , cigarettes , jade goody - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago
| Graphic warnings will appear on cigarette packets this week including rotting teeth, a corpse, and a body cut open. On sweet cigarette packets the warnings will be pictures of Gary Glitter, Michael Jackson and Ian Huntley | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Cigarettes Packets - Tagged glitter , cigarettes , michael jackson , sweets - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months ago
| Great that cigarette packets are gonna have nasty pictures on them to help reduce smoking deaths but, by the same token, shouldn't the side of aeroplanes display pictures of plane crashes? | |
Joke by Aspen, in Illness and mortality > Smoking - Tagged smoking , cigarettes , planes , aeroplanes - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| I stopped a bloke from killing himself once... I stole all his fags. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , suicide , fags , cigarettes - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Why is it you can sue a cigarette company for getting cancer.Mcdonalds for getting fat,but you can't sue stella for all the ugly cunts you've shagged? | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged cigarettes , cancer , fat , mcdonalds , stella , slags - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| My mum was so angry when she caught me smoking from those new design packets with the pictures of destroyed lungs and stillborn children. To be fair, I did think those were the new flavours. | |
Joke by ashmandem, in Celebrity and news events > Cigarettes Packets - Tagged cigarettes , fags , lungs , pictures , smoking , cartons , lungs , dead baby , dead babies , tar , mum , design - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| I thought about giving up smoking, but I decided not to. Because I'm not a quitter | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged giving up , cigarettes , quitter , ed byrne - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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