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| And Moses looked upon the Lord and said ... "We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off OUR WHAT!???" |    |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Moses - Tagged jesus , cock , circumcision , lord , o - Current Score: 87 - Added: 3 months, 8 days ago
| Circumcision is practiced by all Jews, most Muslims and a large number of Americans. Is it just me, or does there seems something really wrong with people who feel its perfectly acceptable to cut part of a child's dick off? | |
Joke by twayne, in Sex and shit > Big cocks - Tagged americans , muslims , muslim , jew , jewish , jews , circumcision , dick , penis - Current Score: 87 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| Did you hear about the short sighted Circumciser? He got the sack | |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Jokes with no home > hospital - Tagged doctor , circumcision - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year ago
| At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these biscuit purchases. What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick." | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Sex and shit > Big cocks - Tagged jew , rabbi , tax man , foreskin , circumcision , tax - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year ago
| I phoned up the clinic the other day to enquire about circumcision.....I got cut off. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged clinic , circumcision , nob - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month ago
| Did you hear about the guy who had a job at the zoo circumcising elephants? The wages were poor but the tips were huge. | |
Joke by 619no1, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged work , zoo , job , elephant , circumcision - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How do you get a Jewish woman to go to bed with you? Get a circumcision - they can't say no to anything thats 10% off. | |
Joke by firejam, in Sex and shit > Big cocks - Tagged jews , circumcision - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| There once was a mouse called Keith Who circumcised boys with his teeth It wasn't for leisure Or sexual pleasure But to get to the cheese underneath | |
Joke by SHATNER, in Illness and mortality > Sick Limerick - Tagged cheese , circumcision , mice , mouse , keith - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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