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Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised?

They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off.
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Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged penis , jew , jewish , women , circumsision , cock , dick , cut , cheap , percent , off , father , fathers , son , sons , dad , dads  - Current Score: 182 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.
"Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the surgeon. "I'm afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis."
"What?" gasps the patient. "You mean I'll never experience another erection?"
"Oh, you might," the surgeon reassures him. "Just not yours."
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Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Sex Change - Tagged man , circumsision , surgeon , erection  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago

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