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HAD AN ACCIDENT?

Have you been injured at home, at work or on the roads?

Have you tripped over?

Have you hurt yourself?

Serves you right you clumsy twat !
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Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged injured , lawyers , claim  - Current Score: 109 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago

The girl who grew up next door to me has just landed a part in a major film, at the age of 20.

My claim to fame is that I shagged her before she was famous. 16 years before to be precise.
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Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged girl , neighbour , part , major , film , claim , fame , shagged  - Current Score: 91 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago

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