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| Why have no women ever been sent to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet. |    |
Joke by tokem0n, in Sex and shit > Young Girls - Tagged women , cleaning - Current Score: 230 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| Dear Alesha Dixon, The reason that the man doesn't wash, clean or brush up is that they're women's jobs. Now kindly fuck off. | |
Joke by bobmonkhouse, in Jokes with no home > Celebrity - Tagged women , black , cleaning , sexism , song , alesha dixon - Current Score: 212 - Added: 8 months ago
| My wife was complaining that I never cook or clean the other day. So I hit her. | |
Joke by DickWank, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged women , wife , cooking , cleaning , wife beating - Current Score: 210 - Added: 8 months ago
| A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time. One to cook, one to clean. | |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged women , cook , clean , cooking , cleaning - Current Score: 207 - Added: 8 months ago
| Dave comes home from work early one day. He walks in to the kitchen and sees his wife on her knees, scrubbing the floor. He watches the rhythmic movements of her bum stuck high in the air for a few seconds, before he can't take it any more. Without a word, he lifts up her skirt, slides in and gives her the pounding of her life until they both orgasm loudly. Then he zips himself up, gets to his feet and kicks her up the arse as hard as he can. "What the fuck was that for?!" she screams at him. "That was for not turning round to see who it was." he replies. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged wife , sex , cleaning , wife beating - Current Score: 206 - Added: 9 months ago
| Newsflash: Woman's body found in wheelie bin. Women of the world please note that the myth about us men not cleaning up after ourselves has definitely been dispelled once and for all. | |
Joke by raycyst, in Celebrity and news events > Deaths - Tagged death , murder , dead , cleaning , body , sick joke , wife beater , rubbish joke , sick bastard - Current Score: 104 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my wife cheating The lazy bitch has hired a cleaner. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , cheating , cooking , cleaning , infidelity , cheater , domestic , cleaner , womens rights , domestos - Current Score: 98 - Added: 8 hours ago
| My wife told me that she'd take me to the cleaners in our divorce. "Why?" I asked, "cleaning is your job." | |
Joke by agentleman, in Jokes with no home > Divorce - Tagged wife , clean , cleaning , divorce , cleaner , womans job - Current Score: 97 - Added: 8 months ago
| A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service, The man sits down and says, "I've only got three questions." "OK," replies the woman. He asks, "do you like to clean?" She says, "I love cleaning." He asks, "do you like to cook?" She says, "I love cooking." He says, "Fantastic, But i have one last question. Do you like sex?" She says, "I like it infrequently." He says, "is that one word or two?" | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , cooking , cleaning , dating - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| I've never masturbated. I was cleaning it one time and it went off! | |
Joke by tommiehusker, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged masturbation , cleaning , discharge - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
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