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| A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time. One to cook, one to clean. |    |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged women , cook , clean , cooking , cleaning - Current Score: 191 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Why have we never sent a woman to the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning! | |
Joke by andino, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , moon , cleaning , sexist - Current Score: 185 - Added: 1 year ago
| My wife was complaining that I never cook or clean the other day. So I hit her. | |
Joke by DickWank, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged wife , wife beating , women , cooking , cleaning - Current Score: 176 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Dear Alesha Dixon, The reason that the man doesn't wash, clean or brush up is that they're women's jobs. Now kindly fuck off. | |
Joke by bobmonkhouse, in Jokes with no home > Celebrity - Tagged song , alesha dixon , cleaning , sexism , women , black - Current Score: 168 - Added: 4 days ago
| Dave comes home from work early one day. He walks in to the kitchen and sees his wife on her knees, scrubbing the floor. He watches the rhythmic movements of her bum stuck high in the air for a few seconds, before he can't take it any more. Without a word, he lifts up her skirt, slides in and gives her the pounding of her life until they both orgasm loudly. Then he zips himself up, gets to his feet and kicks her up the arse as hard as he can. "What the fuck was that for?!" she screams at him. "That was for not turning round to see who it was." he replies. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged wife , wife beating , sex , cleaning - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| My wife told me that she'd take me to the cleaners in our divorce. "Why?" I asked, "cleaning is your job." | |
Joke by agentleman, in Jokes with no home > Divorce - Tagged wife , clean , cleaner , cleaning , divorce , womans job - Current Score: 91 - Added: 2 days ago
| A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service, The man sits down and says, "I've only got three questions." "OK," replies the woman. He asks, "do you like to clean?" She says, "I love cleaning." He asks, "do you like to cook?" She says, "I love cooking." He says, "Fantastic, But i have one last question. Do you like sex?" She says, "I like it infrequently." He says, "is that one word or two?" | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged dating , cleaning , cooking , sex - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why have no women ever been sent to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet. | |
Joke by tokem0n, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , cleaning - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I got my wife a bag and a belt for her birthday. She wasn't happy, but the Hoover works fine now | |
Joke by adzrules, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged birthday , women , cleaning - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Jack goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Jack," the boss replies. "I'm sorry, I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Jack, "I knew I could count on you!" | |
Joke by joecorby, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , housework , cleaning , day off , boss - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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