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| At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered, "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you." "Nooo" he replies, "shhitt's ok, i'm not waiting to come in, i'm waiting to get out" |    |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged bar , open , room , service , hotel , clerk , drunk - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| A blonde goes into an ice-cream shop and asks for a single chocolate scoop. The clerk says "we've just run out of chocolate, but for the inconvenience, we'll give you another scoop of a different flavour for free." The blonde thinks for a moment, and asks again for chocolate. The clerk sighs and says "spell VAN in Vanilla." "V-A-N" The blonde answers proudly. "Spell STRAW in Strawberry" The clerk says. "S-T-R-A-W" Again the blonde answers proudly. "Spell FUCK in chocolate" the clerk says one last time. "There is no FUCK in chocolate..." She replied. "Exactly." The clerk answers. "Now fuck off." | |
Joke by iKarp, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , icecream , clerk - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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