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| I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone and he was crying. I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?" He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum's down there at the bottom. She fell!" "That's terrible!" I said. "And your dad?" "He's down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell too!" "That's awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff. And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him, "Son, today just isn't your day." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , cliff , paedo , fall , boy , cry , crying - Current Score: 710 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Two chavs race their Novas off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins? Society. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , cars , racing , death , chav , cliff , society , win , wins - Current Score: 305 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Christmas time. Valium and wine. Children indulging in serious crime. With dad on the weed and mum high on crack. Christmas is magic when your family is black! | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged christmas , valium , crack , magic , black , cliff , cunting , richard - Current Score: 197 - Added: 1 year ago
| Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova, a shame? A Nova seats 4. Why is it a shame to see 4 chavs going over the edge of a cliff in a nova? There's always room in the boot. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , chav , seat , seats , cliff , nova , car , boot - Current Score: 128 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's got 60 legs, 3 teeth and smells of piss? The front row at a Cliff Richard gig. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged cliff , gig - Current Score: 98 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| Enoch Powell stood crying his eyes out at the cliff edge... A man goes up to him to ask what the problem is:- "What's wrong Enoch, why are you so upset?" "A bus load of Pakis has just driven over the cliff!!" "Surely that's no reason to be so upset?" "It is! There was one fucking seat free!" | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged enoch powell , cliff , pakis , upset - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What do you call a coach load of paki's going over a cliff? A start!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged cliff , pakis , one liners - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Two Drums and a Cymbal fall off a cliff.... Badoom Boom Tshhhhhhh | |
Joke by theblueoysterbar, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged drums , cymbal , cliff - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A priest fell over this cliff, and was hanging on with his fingertips, and he looked up and said, 'Lord, can you help me? And a voice said, 'Let go of the cliff, your body will be dashed on the rocks below, and this time tomorrow you will be sat on the right-hand side of God." And the priest said, "Is there anyone else up there who can fuckin' help me?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged priests , god , cliff , fingertips , lord , voice , rocks , hanging , help! - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do you call a black man falling over a cliff? Chocolate drop. What do you call it if he survives? Black magic. | |
Joke by mikesoft, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , chocolate , cliff , magic - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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