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Heard about the Irish abortion clinic?

There's a 12 month waiting list
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Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , abortion , clinic , waiting  - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged clinic , money , rape  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago

I phoned up the clinic the other day to enquire about circumcision.....I got cut off.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged clinic , circumcision , nob  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months ago

Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other man asked, "Why are you crying?"

The first one replied, "I came here for blood test."

The second one asked, "so? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?"

The first guy replied, "no. Not that. During the blood test they cut my finger."

Hearing this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, "why are you crying?"

Then the second guy replied, "I have come for my urine test."
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Joke by Jewbag Hitler, in Illness and mortality > Blood - Tagged medical , clinic , tears , crying , test , urine  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago

Actual sign in front of a clinic in Italy:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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Joke by disturbed, in Jokes with no home > Women - Tagged women , disease , doctor , clinic  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago

What don't you ask a woman drinking coffee at a mastectomy clinic?
"One lump or two?"
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Joke by Lovelace, in Illness and mortality > Mastectomy - Tagged breasts , tits , lumps , clinic  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 8 months, 5 days ago

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