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| Why are more niggers hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to see. |    |
Joke by thefunmachine, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , death , kkk , winter , clit - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year ago
| Two men are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle." "What," the other asks. "Green?". "No," says the first. "A bit sour." | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged necrophilia , clit , morgue , death , water , men , green , taste , lick , sour , pickle , dead - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| The post office have just released a new stamp in the shape of a clitoris...it's not selling too well as only 3% of the population know how to lick it properly | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged stamp , clit - Current Score: 98 - Added: 9 months, 2 days ago
| What did the dwarf get when he ran through a woman's legs? A clit round the ear and a flap across the face! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged dwarf , fanny , clit , flaps - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Q: What is the medical term for the fatty tissue, surrounding the clitoris? A: The wife | |
Joke by treefella22, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , clit - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why do hippos make love underwater? Have YOU ever tried keeping a nine pound clitoris wet! | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Clitoris - Tagged clit , animals - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year ago
| 36DD breasts covered in warm Belgian chocolate Erect pierced nipples with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream Freshly shaven pussy framed in patent leather open crotch panties Moist clit covered in strawberry jam This is not just any porn....... This is M&S porn. | |
Joke by catshit, in Sex and shit > Commercials - Tagged mamps , porn , clit , pussy , nipples - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Walking down the high street, a woman spies a shop doorway she's never seen before. Pinned to the front is a sign: "Clit-licking frog-inside". Checking to make sure no-one's watching, she darts in, only to find an almost bare store. "Er, can you help me?" she asks the man behind the counter. He looks up and grins widely. "Oui, mademoiselle!" | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Sex and shit > Clitoris - Tagged french , frog , clit , licking , shop - Current Score: 25 - Added: 9 months ago
| I tried to look up Clit in the dictionary........................but I couldn't find it. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Sex and shit > Clitoris - Tagged clit , clitoris , dictionary - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| What happened when the pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye nearly killed him | |
Joke by thefunmachine, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged pope , popeye , mountain , clit - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year ago
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