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| How can you tell when your girlfriend's on steroids? You can feel the hairs on her chest rubbing you on your back as she fucks your arse with her clitoris. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sex Change - Tagged girlfriend , steroids , fuck , arse , clitoris - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| McVities have just bought out a new biscuit range, 'Clitoris-Creams'. They carry a guarantee. "One lick and you'll want to eat the box" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged lick , box , biscuit , clitoris - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| There's something wrong with my foreplay technique, but I just can't put my finger on it... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Fingering - Tagged foreplay , finger , clitoris , g spot - Current Score: 33 - Added: 5 months, 6 days ago
| At a gynaecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on "The Variation of the Clitoris". "One of the most unusual cases I ever came across," he told his audience, "was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a watermelon." Dr. Goldfinger was interrupted by another doctor, who said that he might have been examining an enlarged organ but to compare it to a watermelon would indeed be frivolous. Goldfinger stared him down and replied: "I wasn't referring to size but to taste." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged gynaecologist , watermelon , clitoris - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I tried to look up Clit in the dictionary........................but I couldn't find it. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Sex and shit > Clitoris - Tagged clit , clitoris , dictionary - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| What's a Ford Focus and a clitoris got in common? Every cunt's got one. | |
Joke by Nimrod, in Sex and shit > Clitoris - Tagged ford , focus , clitoris , cunts , i got one - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
| What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris? Most men can find a pub! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged pub , clitoris , men - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What does a clitoris and the antarctic have in common? Men know its down there somewhere but really don't care. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Clitoris - Tagged clitoris , antarctic - Current Score: 7 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| I had a few friends round for dinner the other night. We got onto the topic of what the most useful thing our mothers taught us was. Apparently "that the clitoris is very important aswell" is not the right thing to say... | |
Joke by bigboy, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged mother , incest , clitoris , mother - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 hour ago
| So it looks like the Shannon Matthews kidnapping was fixed. . . It wasn't that surpising, I mean how could a girl that ugly get any action otherwise? | |
Joke by anal_anal_anal, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , ugly , minging , slutty , smelly , whore , missing , fixed , clitoris , abuse , paedophile , anal_anal_anal - Current Score: 1 - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago
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