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One night I managed to make love for an hour and five minutes.

It was when they put the clocks forward.
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Joke by appy2be, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , clocks  - Current Score: 118 - Added: 8 months, 2 days ago

The clocks went back today...and I'd like to take this opportunity to say: Congratulations to Juande Ramos for putting the Tottenham clock back twenty years.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged spurs , tottenham , juande ramos , ramos , clocks  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago

How do women always know what time it is?

There's a clock on the cooker.
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Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged clocks , women  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago

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