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| I love going gay clubbing! My only problem is wiping the blood off my baseball bat afterwards. |    |
Joke by bigdandestroyer, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , club , clubbing , fags , homos - Current Score: 329 - Added: 5 months ago
| A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged birthday , wife , doorman , ladies , husband , cab , club - Current Score: 229 - Added: 1 year ago
| Watching the Olympic 100 metres reminded me of going to a night-club in London. You hear a gunshot and then a dozen niggers go tearing away fast as they can. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged niggers , club , olympic - Current Score: 104 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity. | |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged islam , muslim , strip , stripping , strippers , stripper , nudity , facial , naked , club , strip club - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Met a black girl at a club the other night and asked her for a dance. At closing time she asked me if I wanted to take her home. I told her to fuck off i'm not driving to Africa at this time of night. | |
Joke by danny, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racist , black , white , africa , club - Current Score: 79 - Added: 5 months ago
| I once worked as a comedian at the local alzheimers society club, they liked my first joke so much i told it again and again and again. In fact I told it 26 times. After the show this old bloke said to me "I don't know how you remember them all!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged comedian , club , society , alheimers , old bloke , joke - Current Score: 39 - Added: 11 months ago
| My mate was playing golf today and he was just about to play his shot on the putting green when I tapped him on the shoulder and said, "your dad has just died." My mate looked down with sadness and then he picked up his club said, "this one's for par." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Golf - Tagged par , golf , dad , club - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| A female loves to golf with her husband, but her game could improve, so she decides to take private lessons. The wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife takes the advice, swings & Thump. The ball goes straight down the fairway...about 15 ft. "That was great," the pro says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!" | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged golf , pro , club , penis , mouth - Current Score: 29 - Added: 10 months ago
| I love going up my local club. My favourite bit is the 'erection section'. But my mates call it 'getting frisked by the bouncers'. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , homosexual , night club , club , frisk - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 days ago
| So this baby seal walks into a club. | |
Joke by kdivers, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged seal , club , animals - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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