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| Apparently clumsy people are more likely to be obese. That's because they keep walking into things.... Like McDonald's. |    |
Joke by ajtron, in Illness and mortality > Fat Cunt - Tagged mcdonalds , fat , clumsy , jimmy carr - Current Score: 230 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's red and silver, and walks into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , fork , eyes , walls , red , silver , clumsy - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| I bumped into my ex-girlfriend last night. Fucking clumsy bitch | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged clumsy , bump , girlfriend - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| Tha USA Relay Team have just dropped the baton at the Olympics. Hardly surprising really as they're not used to handling anything without a fucking trigger. | |
Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged clumsy , gun toting , yanks - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
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