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| Steve McClaren is going to the England Christmas party dressed as a pumpkin, he's hoping someone can turn him into a fucking coach! |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > Steve McClaren - Tagged steve mcclaren , england , coach , pumpkin - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| BREAKING NEWS: A coach full of mentally handicapped people has crashed in Dorset. Rescue workers say it will be days before they can pull the coach from the wreckage! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged handicapped , coach , wreckage - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| The Government today announced new measures to keep the numbers of migrant workers down. Every 60 new foreigners now get a free coach trip to Alton Towers. | |
Joke by ben dover, in Celebrity and news events > Alton Towers - Tagged alton towers , migrant workers , poles , double decker , crash , government , coach - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| I love it when the special coach goes past - it's the only time women look at me and drool. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Special coach - Tagged special coach , special , coach , women - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| A little kid hops onto a bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mum a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mum was a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mum was a prostitute?!'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!'' | |
Joke by mikeyrocksya, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bus , buses , coach , kid , noisy , driver - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year ago
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