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| I remember on The X Factor there was a 25-year-old black woman with five kids who'd previously been a crack addict. Simon Cowell said she was a "unique person". I think we can all tell he hasn't been to Croydon recently. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged the x factor , black , five kids , crack , cocaine , croydon , xfactor - Current Score: 199 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| I saw a sign in a public toilet yesterday. It said "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would like to have found it in". So I left a porno mag and a line of coke. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged toilet , porn , bathroom , pornography , porno , magazine , cocaine , drugs - Current Score: 164 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'. I have always avoided illegal narcotics but, now I've found out that they actually reverse the ageing process, I'm going to give them a bash. | |
Joke by vampy-dav, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged drugs , cocaine , age , viz - Current Score: 121 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Hollywood are going to make a film about a black cocaine dealer. It's called ''Chocolate and the Charlie Factory.'' | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged cocaine , black , charlie , garage , factory , film , racist , coke - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I have just read an article that said Kerry Katona fell for her husband because he had all the best lines. Yeah, cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine being her personal favourites. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry katona , druggie , cocaine , ecstasy - Current Score: 95 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| What is Daniella Westbrook's favourite sex position? Fuck Nose. | |
Joke by murchie, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged celebrity , daniella westbrook , westbrook , daniella , cocaine , nose , sex , sex position - Current Score: 80 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. | |
Joke by binso, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged cocaine , binso , drugs - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| I don't understand how Columbia aren't a world power, Their two main exports are cocaine and coffee. Its not like they don't have a way to motivate the population. | |
Joke by ya what?, in Religion and racism > Drugs - Tagged coffee , columbia , cocaine - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I woke up in a hospital after taking 5g of cocaine last night. The dealer caught up with me and kicked my head in. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged stealing , drug , cocaine - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| What's the difference between a prostitute and a cocaine dealer? They both sell their crack but only one has to clean it out afterwards. | |
Joke by Melodious Thunk, in Jokes with no home > Common relations between ladies of the night and medical substances - Tagged prostitute , cocaine , crack , kate moss - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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