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| A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Dildo - Tagged dildo , cock , insect - Current Score: 1389 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen, That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old. | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged cock , girlfriend , paedophile , sex - Current Score: 1094 - Added: 9 months ago
| How do you know if your girlfriend is too young for you? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged child , abuse , oral , cock - Current Score: 871 - Added: 1 year ago
| My daughter had a birthday party where everyone played charades. It would seem that holding my cock and wanking furiously, while staring at my daughter's friends, is not the best way to impersonate Gary Glitter. | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged daughter , charades , party , dads , cock , wanking - Current Score: 462 - Added: 1 week ago
| According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics." Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater? | |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged sebastian coe , angelina jolie , jessica alba , tits , coke , cock , olympics - Current Score: 428 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy. She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?" He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch." "That's not a record is it?" "It is for a 10 year old." | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Little Johnny - Tagged record , balls , little johnny , cock - Current Score: 342 - Added: 10 months ago
| It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body. Take Gary Glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , illegal , clothes , molester , thai , cock - Current Score: 238 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| "Oh doctor," moaned the woman to her doctor, "everyone calls me a nymphomaniac." "I understand," said the doctor, "but I'll be able to take better notes if you'll let go of my cock." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Sex and shit > Nymphomania - Tagged doctor , woman , nymphomaniac , cock - Current Score: 221 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| There's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all talking about their teenage daughters.The Englishman says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smoked." The Scotsman says, "that's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank." With that the Irishman says, "both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock." | |
Joke by pdf1, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , daughter , cock - Current Score: 209 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| After a motorway pile up the rescue services approach a car with a man in the front seat. The man is screaming and shouting. In an attempt to calm the situation one of the rescue staff says "Calm down, it could be worse. Your wife, for example, was thrown out of the front windscreen and onto the road." The man replies "Yeah! But did you see what she had in her fucking mouth!" | |
Joke by binso, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blow job , accident , cock , binso - Current Score: 205 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
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