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Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Dildo - Tagged dildo , cock , insect - Current Score: 1389 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen, That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old. | ![]() |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged cock , girlfriend , paedophile , sex - Current Score: 1094 - Added: 9 months ago
| How do you know if your girlfriend is too young for you? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth. | ![]() |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged child , abuse , oral , cock - Current Score: 871 - Added: 1 year ago
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged daughter , charades , party , dads , cock , wanking - Current Score: 462 - Added: 1 week ago
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged sebastian coe , angelina jolie , jessica alba , tits , coke , cock , olympics - Current Score: 428 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Little Johnny - Tagged record , balls , little johnny , cock - Current Score: 342 - Added: 10 months ago
| It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body. Take Gary Glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock. | ![]() |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , illegal , clothes , molester , thai , cock - Current Score: 238 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| "Oh doctor," moaned the woman to her doctor, "everyone calls me a nymphomaniac." "I understand," said the doctor, "but I'll be able to take better notes if you'll let go of my cock." | ![]() |
Joke by mamma mia, in Sex and shit > Nymphomania - Tagged doctor , woman , nymphomaniac , cock - Current Score: 221 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
Joke by pdf1, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , daughter , cock - Current Score: 209 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
Joke by binso, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blow job , accident , cock , binso - Current Score: 205 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
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